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    Things said to me today:

    “I take what I want. Bet you wish I wasn’t talking about your post-its”  

    “I just wanted to leave my mark on you.” 

    “Do you realize you fucking strut down that walkway? It’s your fault if someone gets hurt when they’re watching your ass instead of a machine.”

    “Sit and spin.” (giving me the middle finger as he walked away)

    “Are you guys trying to out blonde each other? Not sure there’s going to be a winner here.”

    “You’ll do what I fucking tell you to do I WAS JUST KIDDING DON’T HIT ME.”

    “I want you all over it. Like a well paid hooker.”

    “You’re too tall in those heels. Get on your knees.”

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      2 months and 10,000 followers later, I have:
      - a bunch of art supplies and half-drawn comics strewn about my room
      - a compulsive need to write down every funny thought I get ever
      - a mind that is blown

      Thank you guys. Thank you thank you thank you

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        Precisely

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          Words with Millennials
          • Me: Have you seen that movie with Robert DeNiro where Edward Norton pretends to be mentally disabled?
          • Him: Rain Man?
          • Me: ...Really?
          • Him: What?
          • Me: Have you seen Rain Man?
          • Him: A long time ago I think.
          • Me: And you really thought I just described Rain Man?
          • Him: Dude that movie came out when I was like negative five.
          • Me: ...
          • Him: What?
          • Me: I was talking about the sequel.
          • Him: They made a sequel?
          • Me: Yes. Have you seriously not seen Rain Man Two? With Robert DeNiro and Edward Norton.
          • Him: I think I saw it. Maybe.
          • Me: Yeah, there's this whole thing at the end where he was just pretending to be autistic.
          • Him: Really?
          • Me: I'm never talking to you again.
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            Zero Notes

            I remember once I tweeted about how a post with 3 notes on Tumblr was the saddest thing. Someone of course responded that 2 notes was sadder. Or 1 note. Or perhaps zero notes was the saddest.

            The point was really not that 3 notes was sad, but just to call attention to the fact that we have these notions of what is and is not a satisfying amount of notes (or likes or favorites or RTs or any manner of affirmation).

            That it could ever matter to us means that it is important and by contrast that other things are not important or at least not as important.

            I can certainly think of sadder things than a post with zero notes. I won’t bother to list them because we all are aware of most of the sad things occurring (and for the most part do nothing to change them whatsoever for our entire lives). But it is important to give them thought. To consider that there is a potential solution to many of them. To consider your role in that solution. To believe you *could* solve a problem.

            My dream of dreams is that we could all convert our self-important bullshit into actual effort and assistance and worthy contributions. To exchange haul videos and posts with some possession and just the word “WANT.” into videos about how we balled outta control on a charity or a picture of a starving child receiving food and the word “WANT.”

            You can roll your eyes now. It’s not a solution, but I certainly understand how this might make you feel less than awesome because I too feel less than awesome about the way I’ve spent my life up until now. I too feel helpless when I think of myself up against all the things I wish were different.

            But I can’t fix them all at once. I can’t even fix them all. But I can help fix some. And so I’m gonna. And I would love it if you would too. Like, ultimately, that’s up to you, but I think it’d be pretty cool.

            Trying is cool. Trying is, like, a billion notes.

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              Also maybe crying my eyes out.

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                cantankerouscrab:

                hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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                  I decided to stop feeling sorry for myself and get dressed up and go out and say bye to my friends.

                  My mirror isn’t dirty it’s because I got it at a thrift shop or Walmart which is just like a thrift shop.

                  Long hair don’t fucking care.


                  Peace.

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                    Pretty much

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                      ok, yes

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