May 2013
24 posts
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PMS
I just cried way too much about The Office finale and I’m blaming my uterus.
Nick wanted to know why I didnt cry when 30 Rock ended and I said “I just dont…*sniffle* feel that way about 30 Rock. It doesn’t have Jim and Pam. Youre my Jim! *SOBSOBSOB*”
So yeah, totally rocking this PMS thing. With a swollen face and a headache.
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
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Vatican Cameos: High up in the North, a lone wolf... →
a-case-of-identity:
High up in the North, a lone wolf cries,
His pack has separated, and some have died.
He is a vengeful creature, as white as the snow,
He has red in his eyes; he is as quiet as a ghost.
His brother is fighting the lions, a frugal vicious side.
His mother right beside him, and…
This is great.
I just totally geeked out at work!
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Today is dumb.
Yesterday was better.
I hate getting annoyed at work. It makes me want to shut down and go home.
There’s a lot of stuff that needs to happen before this wedding happens and it’s about to be crunch time. Or it might already be crunch time. I’m not sure. I just want to wear my dress again. 3 weeks until the final fitting. Can I drop like 4 sizes between now and then? No? Shit....
caligulasaquarikim:
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
Technically he’s EVERYONE’S man, right? Cause he’s everywhere and stuff…
mightyhunter:
Six seasons and a movie? I’d be happy with a “Troy and Abed in the Morning” podcast.
Ditto.
“It’s a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last, they’ve decided...”
– Jon Stewart (via donotcryout)
April 2013
33 posts
1 tag
cishetssuck:
friendly reminder that:
you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
you are not weak if you relapse once
you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.
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Help Me Out Please
Tattoos on the thigh…Trashy or not?
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Clients From Hell: A client asked me to animate a... →
clientsfromhell:
A client asked me to animate a logo ASAP for a conference in the morning.
Me: How do you see this coming on? Client: Like this:
With a ‘woosh’ sound, he flailed his hands about.
Me: Like how? Client: Like this:
With a ‘woosh’, he flailed his hands about again.
Me: Right……
I often find myself describing things with noises and nonsensical hand motions…Definitely...
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How to RSVP for a wedding
Was it addressed to you? Great! That’s 1 person.
Was it addressed “and ____ _____”? Great! That’s 2 people.
Was it addressed “and family”? Great! That’s your whole household.
Did you add people that don’t live with you? YOU FUCKED UP.
DON’T ADD PEOPLE WHOSE NAMES WEREN’T ON THE INVITATION.
END OF STORY.
