If you don’t love this then…you know. Not friends.
I don’t know where to start. This is going to be a mess. I hope you can follow my thought process, but I won’t be disappointed if you can’t because I know I usually think in a very cluttered and discombobulating way.
Last night, I hung out with a friend and explained to him the thing which has…
Cupp, this makes me think of you…like you might enjoy this.
Also, teary eyed because I’m a sap, and I feel terrible for the people affected by Jeff’s death, and I’m glad this is out there.
RHoNJ
Their kids are gonna look like little koala bears that can’t control their arms and breathe heavy.
K, that was mean, but that was funny.
Cat Butt!
We got a screen door and she apparently hasn’t smelled every inch yet. She’s working on it.
Appropo
So I have to get some nice looking business-y clothes that I can wear to my new internship. They also have to be super modest because I’ll be working with a bunch of guys who are kinda in jail, and always look at me like I’m a super weirdo alien whenever I have been there before.
So that should be fun, right?
I’M GOING TO RUN TO CVS AND GRAB SOME TRASH BAGS. WE’RE ALMOST OUT. YOU NEED ANYTHING? SOME CIGARETTES?
WHAT ABOUT Q-TIPS? THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON Q-TIPS.
DAT FACE.
life:
In which a tiny kitten falls down a hole into an underground dungeon for hours, but then gets rescued (!), and eats an ear of corn to celebrate, as it should.
Similar things have happened in the past — an underground dungeon may, or may have not been involved. See picture below. (Allan Grant—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)
What?!
